All Dogs Go To Heaven

When I was a kid I had as much trouble as any 10 year old sitting quietly through mass. We grew up Catholic and this is how I remember it...

Sit. Stand. Kneel. SHHH!! Sit. Kneel. Are your knees hurting yet? Ok, good. Keep kneeling. SHHH!! Stand. Sit. Kneel. Sit. Eat this. Drink this. Now put money in the basket.

The marquis by the road was the same as everything else. Very boring. It always had the same message. Someone may have reworded it occasionally but it always said basically the same thing. Something along the lines of: JESUS LOVES YOU or YOU ARE PRECIOUS IN GODS EYES. I got these pictures in an email with a note attached that said these churches face each other from opposite sides of a busy street....

Yeah! Take that!

New Moon

Sarah posted this and I thought it was pretty funny. I'm totally addicted to The Twilight Saga and I already saw the movie.

http://www.mamapop.com/mamapop/2009/12/5-reasons-i-am-not-going-to-see-new-moon-in-the-theater.html

The comment about Taylor Lautner made me feel better about the fact that seeing him with his shirt off made me want to lick the screen. Now I know I'm not the only one. I mean, he was Sharkboy in "Adventures of Sharkboy and LavaGirl" in 2005. He was what? 12... maybe?!

So how, in 4 years, did he go from "Oh how cute! I just want to pinch his cheeks!" to...

"Oh how sexy! I just want to pinch his butt!"

I still feel kinda creepy about the fact that I had thoughts like that about a teenager but at least I know I'm not alone.

I'm still definately Team Edward (Did I really say that? I'm such a dork.) but this kid kills me.

So yeah... Hi Taylor's mom!

HAHAHAHAaaaaaa!!!!

Holy poop this is funny!!

http://www.poop-freeze.com/