You're at a cookout with a girlfriend of 5 years. You've seen each other at your worst. She likes her hot dogs burned. Black. After she finishes her hot dog, every tooth in her head is solid jet black thanks to the charred hot dog.
You have a choice. You can either:
A) Tell her about it and save her from total humiliation, or
B) Say nothing and allow her to smile like a jackass at that really hot single guy that showed up every time he walks by for the next two hours until you get in the car to leave.
What do you do?
If you picked A, you're a good friend. If you picked B, you're Jessica.
Thanks, man. I'll remember that next time the broccoli you ate for lunch reaches out to touch someone.
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I'm not a big fan of hot dogs - but burnt??? Ew. Weird.
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